Friendship Quotes

Lately I have been thinking about friends and how much they mean to me. So to all of my friends here are some funny quotes.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill
The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ether Barrymore
Friendship is Love without his wings! - Lord Byron Business
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. - P.D. James
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends. - Truman Capote
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. - Lord Chesterfield
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. - Fr. Jerome Cummings
We're different; we're the same. - Richard David Bach
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. - Yassir Arafat
Friendship, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. - Ambrose Bierce
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Pudd'nhead Wilson
Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucious
The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert
A true friend stabs you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.A friend to all is a friend to none. – Aristotle